
"T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse."
Perhaps not the most well known words in the English language, but I suspect, darn close. Though I have no hard evidence, I am certain that there hasn't been a more parodied poem. In fact, I reckon that it is right up there with "Roses are red" as the most recognized first lines in poetry.
In Wikipedia alone, there are 28 adaptations or parodies listed, and that isn't even taking into account the numerous newly illustrated copies of the original poem and the countless variations that make their way around the internet each year. (did I mention the many different titles too?!?)
My favorite parody of course is the Librarian's Night Before Christmas
I actually found my favorite version
This year when my daughter and I were getting out our Christmas decorations, I found my book nestled safely in it's box, right on top of my 1970's edition of A Charlie Brown Christmas
Even when for a mere $10 I can purchase a copy that looks "never used", why would I want to?! I love my book! Just as with an elder loved one, my book has earned every wrinkle and crease it has. So what if you need to gingerly open it, and be careful of the torn spine, the words are still there, and the smiling Santa shown smoking away on his pipe, winks knowingly at me.





